Ultimate Guide: Witchfinder General (1968)
That awful Matthew Hopkins is on his way to town. Better hide Granny in the scullery until he’s gone - you know how terrible he is when it comes to old women, ducking them in the river like he does. Perhaps she could read the Ultimate Guide to Witchfinder General while she’s waiting for him and his terrible comrades to leave - it’s the best way to get right to the heart of the action, without being tortured and executed. And as that nice priest used to say, who wants any of that sort of thing?
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Ultimate Guide: The Nanny (1965)
Nanny will be home soon, and she’s picked up a lovely cake to celebrate Master Joey’s homecoming. Mother doesn’t seem too pleased though - she really needs to tidy up that mascara - and this steak and kidney pie tastes a little funny. The bathroom doesn’t feel quite right, so we could tie a rope around the bedroom door to stop anyone coming in. Or we could visit that nice young lady upstairs, if she isn’t entertaining a gentleman caller…
36 pages, full colour throughout!
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Ultimate Guide: The Birds (1963)
It’s time to get ready for little Cathy Brenner’s birthday party, so let’s stop off at the pet shop to buy her a present. Don’t worry about that Melanie Daniels taking all the limelight (these socialites are all glamour and no substance), it’s hardly the brightest of days anyway with all those gulls flying around blocking the sun. They do seem to be more aggressive than usual… have you got some bird seed in your bag? Let’s head indoors and settle down with the Ultimate Guide to The Birds – it’s sure to leave you feeling chirpy…
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Ultimate Guide: Blood on Satan's Claw (1971)
Reverend Fallowfield’s sermon is getting a little dull - how about we head to the ruined church in the woods and see what Angel is up to? She always has ideas for exciting games, and she says her new friend will be making an appearance soon. But first, let’s find a quiet corner to read the Ultimate Guide to Blood on Satan’s Claw. It’s packed with information and those stills are so beautiful, it’s almost sinful. But where shall we go to find some peace? There seems to be someone in the woodshed so we certainly can’t go in there…
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Ultimate Guide: Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
What are you crying for? We’re all safe now, and the awful Monster has been burned to a crisp… hasn’t he? Maybe we could ask that strange Dr Pretorius, who’s been hanging around a lot lately. He says we should leave the charnel house, but it’s so comfortable in here. He seems to be holding some kind of memorial service with those hoodlums, so let’s find a quiet corner and read the Ultimate Guide to Bride of Frankenstein. There’s a new world of gods and monsters to discover. There is a wealth of content in this New Edition that wasn’t in the original publication, from biographical details about the cast and crew to trivia… oh, and stills too.
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Ultimate Guide: Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell (1974)
The inmates are getting rather rowdy - things have been a little strange since the arrival of that new inmate. At least that nice young lady with the medicine basket isn’t going to distract us by talking, so while Dr Victor gets on with whatever experiments he’s up to, let’s find a quiet spot to read the signed Ultimate Guide to Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell. Better stay away from that water cannon though - this is one movie guide you’ll want to take good care of…
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Ultimate Guide: Pet Sematary (1989)
Those Orinco trucks are making such a racket as they drive past - won’t they ever slow down? There’ll be a terrible accident one of these days, mark my words. A walk out on the main road doesn’t seem such a good idea and Church still hasn’t come home to keep us company, so let’s find somewhere peaceful to read the Pet Sematary Ultimate Guide. It’s usually quiet in the woods, although I’m not sure how far we should go past the old pet graveyard. That certainly doesn’t sound like a loon calling in those trees, and this ground seems pretty sour if you ask me…
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