Ultimate Guide: I Was a Teenage Frankenstein (1957)
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Professor Frankenstein is certainly keen to keep his experiments under wraps - we can’t ever find out what he’s working on, and he always seems to be snapping at everyone. Or at least, something in his lab is snapping. Perhaps it would be best if we read the Ultimate Guide to I Was a Teenage Frankenstein for a while and wait until he’s in a better mood. We might be waiting a long time though… honestly, can’t he keep a civil tongue in his head?
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Ultimate Guide: Creature From the Black Lagoon (1954)
This new and updated edition of the Ultimate Guide to Creature From the Black Lagoon has a brand new cover and all-new interior design which brings it into line with the more recent Guides.
Captain Lucas is keen to get the trip underway, so let’s climb aboard the Rita and stow our bags. It’s going to be a long journey - we can relax with the new edition Creature From the Black Lagoon Ultimate Guide and while away the time as we head up that little tributary. After all, it’s so peaceful on deck (come to think of it, where are all the crew?) and that nice Dr Thompson in the bunk doesn’t seem to have much to say. Mind you, with all those bandages on his face he probably can’t say much. I wonder what could possibly have happened to him…
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Ultimate Guide: Pet Sematary (1989)
Those Orinco trucks are making such a racket as they drive past - won’t they ever slow down? There’ll be a terrible accident one of these days, mark my words. A walk out on the main road doesn’t seem such a good idea and Church still hasn’t come home to keep us company, so let’s find somewhere peaceful to read the Pet Sematary Ultimate Guide. It’s usually quiet in the woods, although I’m not sure how far we should go past the old pet graveyard. That certainly doesn’t sound like a loon calling in those trees, and this ground seems pretty sour if you ask me…
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Ultimate Guide: The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971)
Dr Vesalius and those other terrible surgeons have botched another operation, and all hell seems to be breaking loose in London, so let’s take a seat near that mechanical orchestra and read the Ultimate Guide to The Abominable Dr Phibes. At least that pretty young woman Vulnavia isn’t going to distract us by talking; she certainly seems to keep herself to herself. And later on, we could go out to that masquerade party – do you have your outfit ready? This frog mask seems a little tight, but surely that won’t be a problem…
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Ultimate Guide: Witchfinder General (1968)
That awful Matthew Hopkins is on his way to town. Better hide Granny in the scullery until he’s gone - you know how terrible he is when it comes to old women, ducking them in the river like he does. Perhaps she could read the Ultimate Guide to Witchfinder General while she’s waiting for him and his terrible comrades to leave - it’s the best way to get right to the heart of the action, without being tortured and executed. And as that nice priest used to say, who wants any of that sort of thing?
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Ultimate Guide: Scrooge: A Christmas Carol (1951)
Mr Scrooge has let us have the whole day off for Christmas, so there’s plenty of time to enjoy the Ultimate Guide to Scrooge 1951. His apartment is awfully cold though, and can you hear some clanking chains out on the landing? I knew we should have gone to the Cratchits’ house instead - Bob’s wife always makes a lovely pudding. Still, this gruel isn’t bad, and it’s one o’clock already, so I think there may be a visitor on the way…
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Ultimate Guide: The Nanny (1965)
Nanny will be home soon, and she’s picked up a lovely cake to celebrate Master Joey’s homecoming. Mother doesn’t seem too pleased though - she really needs to tidy up that mascara - and this steak and kidney pie tastes a little funny. The bathroom doesn’t feel quite right, so we could tie a rope around the bedroom door to stop anyone coming in. Or we could visit that nice young lady upstairs, if she isn’t entertaining a gentleman caller…
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